Penguin with a Bow tie: Just another reason to fear spiders (my sixth adventure)

creepy spider

Spiders are smarter than we think! I know because in the shower yesterday, I saw a HUGE spider so I tried to drown it with the shower head. When it curled up I thought it was dead. Even though I was sure I drowned it I kept checking back to make sure it hadn’t moved. When I was almost ready to go to bed I looked back at the spider again and I was sure that it was in a different spot than the last time I checked. That was when I remembered Michael telling me how he killed a bee with oxiclean and grabbed the Lysol from underneath the sink.

week anti-spider spray

Then I proceeded on to disinfect the spider and sure enough the spider made very small movements as if it was trying to run away from the Lysol. It didn’t take long for me to realize that the Lysol didn’t seem to be working. So I used the 409 instead and attacked the intruder with a shower of antibacterial all-purpose cleaner. After I was absolutely sure that it was 100% dead I rinsed out the tub with the shower and you’ll never guess what happened next! The spider came back from the dead and started swimming against the current in the tub this time however I made sure it didn’t come back because I made sure it went down the drain. But let this serve as a warning to all of you. We should all be afraid because spiders have figured out how to play dead and if they have already figured out that then who knows what they will figure out next. They could be coming up with new technology. Before you know it we will be seeing spiders driving tiny tanks that shoot spider poison, or we’ll be attacked from above by spiders flying fighter planes! So go ahead, laugh, but don’t say I didn’t warn you!