So last week I crashed on my bike and I landed mostly on my left leg. I have cuts on my hip and a scrape on my knee and my ankle and I also tore some skin off of the palm of my hand. The bicycle crash went something like this…
Moment 1: Hey going full speed on my bike down a steep concreet road and making a sharp turn onto a gravel trail sounds like a lot of fun I should try it.
Moment 2: Wow I’m going really fast maybe I should stop.
Moment 3: No I have to keep going but I’ll put on the brakes anyway
Moment 4: Pshh forget the brakes It will be fine!
Moment 5: Wait I do need the brakes!
Moment 6: No I can do this I don’t need any brakes
Moment 7: YES I NEED THE BRAKES I’M GOING TO CRASH!!
Moment 8: I think I am airborne.
Moment 9: *slow mo action shot of me hitting the ground*
Moment 10: Help I have fallen and I can’t get up!
Afterwards my mom had to come to 7-eleven with me to clean up my leg in the employee sink and then get weird looks from the other customers.